Add falling down the stairs to the list of Glenn Beck's health problems.
The popular television and radio host made waves earlier this year after rambling about a botched surgery (later revealed to be butt surgery), and he has spent much time discussing his previous mental health issues and past suicide attempts.
I'm not sure who pushed me down the stairs, but I'm pretty sure it was one of the two Presidential candidates.
The bad news is I had to unexpectedly take some time off work, but I will be back on radio tomorrow; the good news is that we still don't have universal health care so my medical care was great; the best news is that there's no new YouTube video out about my butt.
Thanks for the well wishes.