The internet has largely become a place of passive voice advice asking and giving, and pictures of cats with "funny" sayings. As far as the latter: Bay Area smart alec band GNARBOOTS has just upped the ante with their contribution to a cat-themed compilation that's straight nightmare fodder. One part Cat Fancy, one part The Shining. May I present to you the best, and most puzzling (and therefore winning) answer to any cat meme you might be shown: Cats In Pajamas by GNARBOOTS.
(Warning, do not watch while under the influence of narcotics!)