Gollum J. Trump Wants To Make America Precious Again

Nasty Hillbo, stealing his electionses.

Donald Trump has already been compared to some of the fantasy world’s most dastardly villains — most notably in a comparison to Lord Voldemort of Harry Potter that garnered a response from J.K. Rowling herself.

But the most magical fantasy comparison might have surfaced in a Twitter account started by one such villain: Gollum J. Trump. 

We cannot confirm if the account is run by Smeagol himself or a Smeagol enthusiast, but whoever is behind it knows their stuff. 

They even have their own thematic name for Smeagol’s nasty arch nemesis: Hillbo. 

By weaving together the LOTR fantasy with the election, Gollum J. Trump has struck a precious gold mine. And we’re more than happy to follow along. 

  • On The "Access Hollywood" Scandal
    Gollum J. Trump
  • On Undocumented Immigrants
  • On Paul Ryan
  • On The Media
    Gollum J. Trump
  • On Marijuana Legalization
  • On His Health
  • On Debate Results
    Gollum J. Trump
  • On "Saturday Night Live"
  • On Stephen King
  • On The Draft
  • On Bad Mics
  • MORE On The "Access Hollywood" Scandal

Editor’s note: Donald Trump regularly incites political violence and is a serial liar, rampant xenophobe, racist, misogynist and birther who has repeatedly pledged to ban all Muslims — 1.6 billion members of an entire religion — from entering the U.S.



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