Gollum J. Trump Wants To Make America Precious Again

Nasty Hillbo, stealing his electionses.

Donald Trump has already been compared to some of the fantasy world’s most dastardly villains — most notably in a comparison to Lord Voldemort of Harry Potter that garnered a response from J.K. Rowling herself.

But the most magical fantasy comparison might have surfaced in a Twitter account started by one such villain: Gollum J. Trump.

We cannot confirm if the account is run by Smeagol himself or a Smeagol enthusiast, but whoever is behind it knows their stuff.

They even have their own thematic name for Smeagol’s nasty arch nemesis: Hillbo.

By weaving together the LOTR fantasy with the election, Gollum J. Trump has struck a precious gold mine. And we’re more than happy to follow along.

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