Donald Trump has already been compared to some of the fantasy world’s most dastardly villains — most notably in a comparison to Lord Voldemort of Harry Potter that garnered a response from J.K. Rowling herself.
But the most magical fantasy comparison might have surfaced in a Twitter account started by one such villain: Gollum J. Trump.
We cannot confirm if the account is run by Smeagol himself or a Smeagol enthusiast, but whoever is behind it knows their stuff.
They even have their own thematic name for Smeagol’s nasty arch nemesis: Hillbo.
By weaving together the LOTR fantasy with the election, Gollum J. Trump has struck a precious gold mine. And we’re more than happy to follow along.
Filthy hobbitses & even some orcses let you do anything if you have bigly cave! You can grabs them by the precious! #NastyWoman #GollumTrump pic.twitter.com/R9O837Qw1J
— Gollum J. Trump (@realGollumTrump) October 20, 2016
More ill eagles crossing into Gondor than ever, bird flu in record numbers! Hillbo will allow just because they saved her from Mt Doom! BAD!
— Gollum J. Trump (@realGollumTrump) October 13, 2016
Peregrin Ryan, hobbit who is good at losing (see failed Shire pony race), must start focusing on supper budget,pipeleaf problem,gaffers etc.
— Gollum J. Trump (@realGollumTrump) October 16, 2016
Lonely Mountain Stream Media is so biased against us & hobbit hating orcses! Not fair! News Dwarves so greedy adding Hillbo's gold to pile!
— Gollum J. Trump (@realGollumTrump) October 25, 2016
Southfarthing pipe leaf can stay! Makes thieving fat hobbitses more fat & lazy and not as tricksy! Less likely to steal my precious! Nice! https://t.co/quZphKBJDO
— Gollum J. Trump (@realGollumTrump) October 25, 2016
Our doctor, Bornstein the White, checked the precious, wrote letter in five minutes by seeing future with magic orb! pic.twitter.com/SD9NNebSy9
— Gollum J. Trump (@realGollumTrump) September 3, 2016
We found one GREAT troll who says we did nice job at Riddle #Debate! He will use bigly straw to #DrainDeadMarshes & help find juicy fishes! pic.twitter.com/3x3FtWWE89
— Gollum J. Trump (@realGollumTrump) October 20, 2016
Alec Dwalin & filthy cast of Silmarillion Night Lives are losers! So jealous they don't have the PRECIOUS they make hit job on poor Smeagol!
— Gollum J. Trump (@realGollumTrump) October 21, 2016
Man @StephenKing who is writerses but wrongly claims he is bigly kings writes FALSE riddle stories! Don't believe! Wants our precious taken! https://t.co/OENK3L9cdc
— Gollum J. Trump (@realGollumTrump) October 22, 2016
#ThrowbackThursday when we first found the precious! Used it to turn invisible and dodge 1st Sauron War draft! Nice! pic.twitter.com/54POtWoPnx
— Gollum J. Trump (@realGollumTrump) September 8, 2016
My cave echo last night was very bad almost the worst its ever been! Made our riddles sound rambly precious!
— Gollum J. Trump (@realGollumTrump) October 10, 2016
Must find lawyer troll and sue!
In case you missed, here's the tape that might end our campaign precious!
— Gollum J. Trump (@realGollumTrump) October 10, 2016
Don't remind them! Stupid! You'll ruins it! #debate #Debates2016 https://t.co/MN0AVXSCzM
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