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22 Spot-On Tweets About Grocery Shopping As A Married Person

"I can do an entire grocery shopping trip in the time it takes my wife to decide which bag of avocados to buy."

Grocery shopping as a single person is pretty unremarkable: You jot down a list, head to the store, pick up a few items and you’re on your merry way. Once you’re married, grocery shopping becomes an all-consuming, never-ending task.

You and your spouse will find yourselves regularly arguing over the grocery budget, not seeing eye-to-eye on the definition of quality produce and texting each other “Hey, do we need anything from the store?” over and over and over again.

Below, we’ve gathered 22 relatable tweets that accurately — and hilariously — sum up the experience of grocery shopping after marriage.

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