They just couldn't wait, could they?
A man had sex with his girlfriend on a public bus in West Midlands, England, hours after he was released from prison, SWNS reported.
Peter Walker, 37, and Samantha Truslove, 26, pleaded guilty separately Thursday to outraging public decency, the news service said.
Walker was sentenced to 17 weeks in jail and got a stern talking-to from the judge.
"You didn't even wait until you got home to commit an offense," Judge Graham Wilkinson said, per SWNS: "You went straight out and consumed alcohol, had sexual intercourse in full sight of all people wandering by, including children."
The two got busy in the back of a bus mere hours after Walker's release, the Sun wrote.
According to the Sun, Truslove was also guilty of violating an order that banned her from the borough of Sandwell. She was jailed for 28 weeks after she screamed at the judge, prompting her removal from the proceedings.
Prosecutor Linda Gudgeon noted it was a particularly ill-advised moment for public nookie, the Mirror reported. "It was school-leaving time and two eight-year-old boys and a nine-year-old girl saw and had to have their eyes averted," she said.