Leave it to the funny moms and dads of Twitter to turn even the not-so-pretty side of parenting into something poetic.
Here are 22 funny haiku about parenting:
No. No. No. No. No.— Goal Setting Mom (@goalsettingmom) May 21, 2016
No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No. No.
*My life as a mom, expressed in haiku
Postpartum Haiku #29— Eve Hurwitz (@evehurwitz) October 2, 2016
Laptop and spit-up
Life of a work at home mom
Always one boob out
I'll wear an old shirt.— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) March 2, 2017
We'll try not to wake the kids.
Netflix awaits us.
"Parents of little kids lovemaking" haiku
A haiku about my day:— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) January 27, 2016
Whine whine whine whine whine.
Whine whine whine whine whine whine whine.
Wine, red and white, both.
A parenting haiku:— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) January 28, 2016
I love you my child
But please try to sleep tonight
Or Mommy will die
Parenting: A Haiku— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) March 1, 2017
The floor is sticky
Why is the floor so sticky
Fuck. I have to mop
Haiku:— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) May 23, 2013
Games, lights, sounds, buttons
Final Test: Can this toy fly?
Rest in peace, iPhone
Motherhood: a haiku— Jenny Uebbing (@jkuebbing) November 10, 2015
"Don't squeeze the tummy,
the baby will barf on you.
Ask me how I know."
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