Somehow, against all odds, you got tickets to the most buzzed-about Broadway show of 2015: one that's both historical and modern, one that's so cool, its creator rapped his Grammy acceptance speech.
It was an uphill battle for sure, as tickets are sold out for the show until January 2017. You take your seat, wait for the curtain to rise and ... wait. That's not Lin-Manuel Miranda or Leslie Odom Jr. Those are ... Peeps. You turn to your Playbill to make sure you're in the right place. There it is, under the silhouette of a bunny on top of a star: Hamilpeep. No wonder those tickets went for the astonishingly low price of $0.00.
Still, this genius creation from the mind of Kate Ramsayer, Helen Fields and Joanna Church for the annual Peeps diorama contest in the Washington Post, is as close as most of us damn fools are going to get to the addictive show.
At least with this version, we'd be able to eat our feelings after the end. Get a closer look and some behind-the-scenes shots below.
Keep trying for those actual tickets, "Hamilton" fans! Lin-Manuel Miranda believes in you.