Happy Ending in my Hotel Room Bed with a Cherry on Top

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ON FIELD WITH NATIONAL'S PITCHER, MAX SCHERZER
ON FIELD WITH NATIONAL'S PITCHER, MAX SCHERZER
UNCLE LOUIE

I walked out of the Willard Hotel, turned right and made a stop in front of Cafe Du Parc. I feasted my eyes on something so fine on the sidewalk, outside the restaurant and I needed to take it back to my room immediately.

I did the cop and bop and headed straight to my bed to make sweet love.