Happy Hot Dog Man, A Bizarre Infomercial For Useless Hot Dog Tool (VIDEO)

Serious Eats points us to the strangest food video we've seen in a long time (well, maybe not).

The infomercial for the "Happy Hot Dog Man" features a plastic device that cuts a regular hot dog into one that creepily resembles a person. Pretty much every line in the infomercial is corny, with particular highlights including "it brings ordinary hot dogs to life!" and "make your dinner a wiener with Happy Hot Dog Man!"

On the company's website, one testimonial declares "This is the best thing to happen to hot dogs since ketchup!" You be the judge.