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Ten Sexy Literary Innuendos

Anyone composing a steamy note or text message for their valentine this year could learn from what the greats have written about sex -- and what they haven't.

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Curator of <a href="http://www.cityreliquary.org/the-santa-claus-association/">Santa Claus Association</a> and author of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Weird-pedia-Surprising-Incredibly-Supposedly/dp/1616086483/ref=pd_sim_sbs_b_3">Weird-o-Pedia</a>
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Happy V-Day: 10 Sexy Literary Innuendos for Your Valentine (PHOTOS)

Curator of <a href="http://www.cityreliquary.org/the-santa-claus-association/">Santa Claus Association</a> and author of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Weird-pedia-Surprising-Incredibly-Supposedly/dp/1616086483/ref=pd_sim_sbs_b_3">Weird-o-Pedia</a>

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