Oh grow up, people.
You simply must sully your childhood wonder of Harry Potter by replacing the word "wand" with "dick," or some some other phallic substitute, in the story passages.
The whole Internet is doing it. At least the part of it that giggles at dick jokes.
And then there's this classic with the non-slang noun that must be named. Apparently people have done this sort of junior high mad-libbing of HP for quite some time:
There's always a know-it-all to spoil the magic, isn't there?
H/T Cosmopolitan UK
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