Some things are better off single. For instance, look at those Kraft singles of cheese. If two were in a wrapper together, they’d get stuck together. That’d be a gosh darn tragedy. And that’s why couples in relationships get too cheesy.
So if you’re single, don’t worry about it. Just tell yourself you’re a “single piece of cheese.”
(Tell yourself that. Don’t put that on your Tinder profile. Also, don’t say it out loud. Just, like, say it in your head.)
Anyway, enjoy the schadenfreude of all your fellow single pieces of cheese in Jimmy Fallon’s favorite #WhyImSingle tweets.
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