Having 'Hamilton' Tickets Is Better Than Having A Baby, Let's Be Real

"Only some people want a baby, but everyone wants 'Hamilton' tickets."

You never forget that first time. You hold it so delicately out of fear of doing something wrong! It stares back up at you, so much potential, so much possibility!

You got a ticket to the musical "Hamilton."

Wait, what did you think I was talking about? Oh, sure, babies are fine ... but "Hamilton" tickets! What a bundle of joy!

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