Via @daveburdick, we find this fabulous headline from the "Philippine Star." So many questions abound: Who knew MILF was an acronym for something else? Who knew this new form of MILF could be pounded? Who wrote this headline and did they understand it was hilarious?
I guess the article gets slightly less funny at this point: "scores of MILF rebels are believed dead because of the accuracy of the rockets fired from the Air Force planes," so we're just gonna focus on the top.