WOMEN

The Anthem Your Big Boobs Never Knew They Needed

"Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" has your (achy) back.

Thanks to "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" co-creator and star Rachel Bloom, the perfect anthem for the love-hate relationship women have with their "heavy boobs" now exists.

The catchy two-minute jam, appropriately titled "Heavy Boobs," lists the many ups and downs that well-endowed women endure. Sure, big breasts may be"dense like dying stars" and have "the volume of a toddler's head." But at the very least, "they look super fly in shirts."

Plus, by the end of the day, who knows what surprises those heavy boobs will bring?

For more "Mary Poppins bag" action, watch the full, brilliant music video below -- or watch it all go down on the March 28 episode of "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend."

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