Helen Mirren Eloquently Smacks Down Drunk Drivers In Super Bowl Ad

"If your brain was donated to science, science would return it."

What the heck is a sophisticated dame of the British Empire doing with a Budweiser in a Super Bowl ad?

Well, she's reminding you not to be that idiot who drinks and gets behind the wheel of an automobile.

In a PSA for Budweiser, Helen Mirren lays down the law: "If you drive drunk, you, simply put, are a short-sighted, utterly useless, oxygen-wasting human form of pollution."

Cheers to that.

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