'Hey Arnold' Creator Expects Us To Believe This Isn't Analingus

Is that the correct term for what we're looking at here?

So, a Vine has been going around the Internet in recent days. And in this Vine, which was actually uploaded a couple of years ago, it sure looks a whole lot like Uncle Chuck from "Hey Arnold" is performing some heartfelt analingus. People are laughing. People are OMG-ing. People are in awe of how ahead of its time the Nickelodeon show may have been. 

The whole situation has heated up so much, in fact, that Marah Eakin at The A.V. Club emailed the show's creator, Craig Bartlett, to find out if Uncle Chuck was actually surreptitiously tossing a salad in the background of a kids' show. And you'll be shocked to discover that Barlett, who is in the middle of making a "Hey Arnold" movie that parents will spend money for their children to see, says no. "That’s Uncle Chuck eating a turkey with his hands," Bartlett replied. "I assure you it was never intended to be what the guy tweeted it was.”

Now, sure. We could believe that. MTV broke the whole situation down to prove that the turkey alibi was freely available for Barlett should he have ever needed to deploy it. But I ask you: Are you people humans? Or are you sheeple? Wake up, America. Wake up. 




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