Hey man, we know cats can be total spazzes sometimes, and that may not be everyone's style. There's nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with a mellower life outlook and more relaxed cat temperament preferences. Yin and yang, ya know? It takes all types.
So for our more zen readers, there's high-five kitten. He just wants to chill on the couch and give high fives all day. Maybe order a pizza later.