Naming a boat: the Cadillac of naming privileges.
Now that summer is almost officially here, it's time to blow the dust off those boats and blow it back onto those skis. Very few people are lucky enough to have access to a boat, but even fewer people have the luxurious privilege of naming one. Seems like it's the ultimate naming opportunity, save for maybe a spaceship or the next Snuggie-like invention.
Well, the writers at The Higgs Weldon have put together some funny names that they think would perfectly compliment any boat.
Don't forget well-tanned, though.
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He has only one baby. Sorry, it's not you.
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You know what they say about a big boat, right? ... No, really -- we were hoping you knew.
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And so is his second other boat!
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The owner has the same written on his fish-shaped car.
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I've made a huge mistake.
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You'll enjoy taking a ... "Quantum Leap" off the back!
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It's even sadder under a dreary, overcast sky.
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Funny. Honest. That's what a good boat name is all about.
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Yeah! [Runs into boat bedroom and slams boat bedroom door.]
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Let's see the Coast Guard copy that down while you make your getaway!
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