No, you’re right, #IntellectualTrump doesn’t make sense. There is nothing intellectual about the lump of burned clay vomited onto a spinning pottery wheel that is running for president.
But it’s fun to pretend.
For this week’s HuffPost Comedy hashtag game, we ventured to the wonderful world of make-believe and asked Twitter to join us for #IntellectualTrump.
"Four score and seven wives ago..." #IntellectualTrump
— Angela Cobb (@angelacobb) October 11, 2016
Business math: A contractor bill of $10k can be reduced significantly if you refuse to pay. #IntellectualTrump @HuffPostComedy
— President Jeff (@PresidentJeffPJ) October 11, 2016
I know words, I have the best words. #IntellectualTrump @HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/QXyNm3IyjI
— Freddie (@Freddiemaize) October 11, 2016
A bird in the hand is better than one on my desk. #IntellectualTrump pic.twitter.com/GUTrFUiBtO
— Joey Bel (@TheRealJoeyBelz) October 11, 2016
The Theory of Relativity means I can bonk anyone in my family #IntellectualTrump
— lancegould (@lancegould) October 11, 2016
Behind every great man stands a woman who can be paid not to sue. #IntellectualTrump @HuffPostComedy
— Ben Hooper (@BenHooperWrites) October 11, 2016
I think therefore I'm voting for Hillary. #IntellectualTrump #ImWithHer
— Brandon Cloud (@theclobra) October 11, 2016
#IntellectualTrump “Time bends, folks. Time bends. And when I’m President, we’re gonna straighten it out, I can tell you that!”
— Harold Itzkowitz (@HaroldItz) October 11, 2016
The fact that he has a degree from Wharton has really taken pressure off of where I think my kids should go to college. #IntellectualTrump
— Aisha Sultan (@AishaS) October 11, 2016
I love Taco Bell. It's a tremendous Mexican phone company. Believe me. #IntellectualTrump
— Juan, P.E. (@jrivera64) October 11, 2016
#IntellectualTrump damn. Sorry, everyone... it took my autocorrect this long just to accept the hashtag.
— Lauren (@thepinkfreudian) October 11, 2016
"I have tremendous respect for women and women have tremendous respect for me"#IntellectualTrump pic.twitter.com/i9IbvlcpHH
— SandyRob (@NewWestSandy) October 11, 2016
If I had hundred Mike Pences that would make a Mike Pound
— FrenchToast (@NachoPotatoe) October 11, 2016
#IntellectualTrump@HuffPostComedy
A chair in motion stays in motion...when you hump it. #IntellectualTrump pic.twitter.com/f4lQ9d0QHj
— Portmanteau Jones (@SadlyCatless) October 11, 2016
Hillary has been in public service for 30 years and the world still has problems, therefore Hillary is the devil #IntellectualTrump
— Trump Off The Record (@TrumpOTR) October 11, 2016
Man is known by the company he bankrupts.#IntellectualTrump
— Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger) October 11, 2016
We haven't sent any astronauts to the moon during Obama's entire presidency. I'm gonna send them to the sun. At night. #IntellectualTrump
— froggy (@theonlyfroggy) October 11, 2016
I got nothing #IntellectualTrump pic.twitter.com/d5RCZw0n8d
— ⚡Mr. Brightside (@Will3K85) October 11, 2016
E Pluribus Unum. That's Latin. I know Latin so good that only I can solve our problems in Latin America. #IntellectualTrump
— John C Jensen (@Papajohncjensen) October 11, 2016
Oedipus is my favorite story ever; Trying to get Ivanka to read it #IntellectualTrump
— Hollyn Heron (@HollynHeron) October 11, 2016
"Let he who is rich cast the first stone. Two Corinthians." - @realDonaldTrump #IntellectualTrump
— The Thinker (@AtheismNTheCity) October 11, 2016
I'm losing...
— Richard H (@FeeBooths) October 11, 2016
Therefore it's rigged...#IntellectualTrump
I win because I'm a winner. I lose sometimes. But, like me, winners win when they lose. #IntellectualTrump @lancegould @HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/aE0W4Ov1bP
— Lisa Holoway (@lholow) October 11, 2016
No one have contributed more than my supporter Chris Christie to the BLT Community. #IntellectualTrump
— Yaron Melman (@NrouteHQ) October 11, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, ask your father for a small loan. #IntellectualTrump
— Michael Blackman (@ParaComedian09) October 11, 2016
If your girl catches you cheating, say you're not as bad as ISIS. #IntellectualTrump
— Kevo (@psgamer92) October 11, 2016
Why didn't Hillary solve every problem that exists? And why didn't she stop Bruce Wayne's parents from being killed?! #IntellectualTrump
— googergieger (@googergieger) October 11, 2016
#IntellectualTrump @HuffingtonPost
— TunaOfTheSky (@tunaofthesky) October 11, 2016
Aleppo? That's not a very classy dog food.
Global Warming is a hoax perpetuated by the Illuminati to funnel money to the Knights Teflon #IntellectualTrump@HuffPostComedy @lancegould
— View from my Office (@viewfrommyoffic) October 11, 2016
#IntellectualTrump
— John S (@Crash2411) October 11, 2016
Syria, where is the nearest restaurant?
#IntellectualTrump has a degree from Trump University on his wall
— A Man Can Haz Coffee (@ben4623) October 11, 2016
Using my own words to criticize and condemn me is an example of biased media #IntellectualTrump
— ruben (@rube44) October 11, 2016
If you build it, they won't come... @HuffPostComedy @lancegould #IntellectualTrump
— Aaron Weinbaum (@aaronsayswhat1) October 11, 2016
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