Dads have made headlines for their funny tweets about parenting.
In fact, tweeting about the ups and downs of fatherhood is so common that it even has its own hashtag ― #dadlife. From diaper disasters to bedtime triumphs, dad tweets capture the everyday reality and hilarity of raising kids as a father today.
In honor of Father’s Day, here are 35 tweets that sum up #dadlife.
Is there a life stage where you get really excited about finding a great deal on a multi-pack of soap? If so, I just entered it. #DadLife
— Mike Reynolds (@EverydayGirlDad) July 22, 2014
I've done a lot of negotiations in my career, but none harder than convincing my son the red cup is just as good as the orange one #DadLife
— Joe Martin (@joeDmarti) May 13, 2017
I just drove 500 laps in a grocery store parking lot with a crying baby in the backseat & now I'm the top prospect in @NASCAR. #DadLife
— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) June 21, 2015
My 3y/o son is naming some of his stuffed animals. His koala is "cute" and his giraffe is "YouTube". What a time to be a kid. #dadlife
— Rob to the max™ (@robcopeland) May 24, 2017
I built a fort for my 4 yr old daughter, she just looked and it and said, "is that a joke?"#DadLife
— The Jay (@JayKazCwik) May 16, 2017
Oh sweet potato! Son of a beetroot! For fudge sake!
— Jack's Dad (@DaddingAround) May 16, 2017
*Things I say while trying not to swear in front of Jack*#parenting #dadlife
BOSS: why are you late today?
— Jacques Nyemb (@jnyemb) March 13, 2017
ME: my kid hid my shoes last night.#dadlife
Used to think I had a tendency to be overdramatic about things. Then I put shoes on a toddler who wanted to be barefoot. #dadlife
— TwinzerDad (@TwinzerDad) June 6, 2017
I can tell I'm a dad when I see a selfie somewhere and I notice the mess in the background. Please clean your room!! #dadthoughts #dadlife
— One More Dad Blog (@onemoredadblog) June 14, 2015
My daughter got bored with the blocks so I built a SPACE GUN #nerdy #dadlife pic.twitter.com/TLxluieFM4
— Michael Cook (@CapUnremarkable) May 30, 2017
Mum: Remember, it's only a kids water gun fight. Don't take it too seriously.
— Jack's Dad (@DaddingAround) June 13, 2017
Dad: Yeah okay...
...#parenting #dadlife #dadsquad pic.twitter.com/zyW9fjFBoR
TFW you notice that the cup of water you're heating up in the microwave is in fact sitting on the counter. #dadlife
— Eric Lawrence (@ericlaw) February 13, 2016
Somehow I ended up watching Paul Potts videos and then that little girl singing Over the Rainbow and now I'm crying at my desk. #DadLife
— Mike Reynolds (@EverydayGirlDad) December 13, 2013
I am feeding my daughter ice cream while she is in a bubble bath. No man in her life will ever come close to me. #Dadoftheyear #dadlife
— Mike Hudson (@cnysportsguy) May 30, 2017
TFW when let your kids sign their own permission slip #DadLife pic.twitter.com/bSSly6Q99t
— Nick Perry (@JNPtweets) April 28, 2017
When your kids want a #FidgetSpinner, just give them the spinner from the microwave, it does the same thing. #DadLife pic.twitter.com/AJlGHJfGp7
— Kenny Kixx™ (@KennyKixx) June 15, 2017
I know my life has changed when on New Year's Eve, I run to Walmart to get diapers, milk, Epsom salt, and children's Tylenol. #DadLife
— Jacques Nyemb (@jnyemb) January 1, 2017
Introduced my 4yo to running through sprinklers this weekend. His reaction... #dadlife pic.twitter.com/EqmTK4rNqZ
— Andy Shaw (@instafatherandy) June 5, 2017
Another day, another Moana song stuck in my head.#DadLife
— Daniel Balcombe (@DanielBalcombe) June 5, 2017
This is all your fault @TheRock pic.twitter.com/OGI9da7sdT
Dr at 15mo appt : is he saying any words?
— TwinzerDad (@TwinzerDad) June 2, 2017
Me: no but if I say "HOME ALONE" he does this
(Son puts both hands on cheeks)
Dr: ...#dadlife
Today is our Parentversary or as my son would put it. His birthday. I feel like I'm raising a narcissist. 😝 #dadlife
— Joseph R. Vivens (@ChunkyNFriends) April 10, 2017
Me to my 2yo upon waking her up: "Good Morning, Lola!" Lola: "you smell! where's Mama?!" #DadLife
— Adam Mordecai (@advodude) January 11, 2014
Me. Every night after the kids go to sleep. #dadlife pic.twitter.com/Mtu5qgUYoy
— David Roberts (@DvdRbrts) June 15, 2017
spontaneously burst into singing its a small world at least 3 times a day... #dadlife
— Sean Mackin (@smackinyc) April 20, 2017
Toddler beds are a great move up from cribs because now your kids can cry all the way down the hallway and not just in bed #dadlife
— Andy Shaw (@instafatherandy) May 21, 2017
I can't complain too much because we aren't in diapers anymore but man I can't wait until my kids can wipe their own butts #dadlife
— Duece (@Mental_Dental2) February 4, 2017
woke up to @brianstelter's laptop on top of the diaper genie box. that's where he finished the newsletter last night. LOL #dadlife pic.twitter.com/8Cgh12Bqdp
— Jamie Stelter (@JamieStelter) April 8, 2017
I think my son is already fake laughing at my jokes. He's 11.
— Michael 👨🏻💻 (@singletary) June 14, 2017
...
Months.#dad #DadJokes #dadlife
Dinner time with toddlers is simply figuring out what kind of food you're going to cook and throw away. #dadlife
— Aaron (@AaronSaufley) June 14, 2017
Standing at my teeshirt drawer like, which milk-rag do I want to wear for the next three days #paternityleave #dadlife
— Dave Learns Dadding (@DaveLearnsToDad) May 23, 2016
I caught my kids poop mid poop in a diaper and thats how I imagine major league catchers feel when they snag 1st 100mph fastball #DadLife
— Ben Knudman (@WorkingClas0) May 24, 2017
Gotta up your game. #dadlife #parenting #parentingtips pic.twitter.com/6EzOFkzthv
— Rob to the max™ (@robcopeland) June 13, 2017
Standing outside the shower curtain handing make up removal wipes to my daughter. She had dance pictures tonight. #DadLife
— Dustin Pari (@dustinpari) May 3, 2017
My daughter took my phone when I wasn't looking and now I'm missing an app. I have no idea which one. #dadlife
— Joseph R. Vivens (@ChunkyNFriends) June 12, 2017
My youngest son gets so excited for nap time that he forgets it's nap time, and it turns into playtime. #DadLife
— Papi Covfefe (@PDXINSOMNIAC) May 10, 2017
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