Holy Cow!

Holy Cow!
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This is some crazy shit right here. So many questions. First of all, how the hell did it get on that roof?
Second, why is that crowd so small? If I saw a cow climbing onto a roof, I would be calling everyone in my phone because I know some weird stuff was about to go down. What would cause this cow to become suicidal? Was it mad cow disease? Was it tired of being milked without consent? Was it accidental magical mushroom consumption from eating its own poop? Did it think it could fly? Could it be possible that the cow could actually fly but only one time and it used it up to get on the roof? Was it pushed? Was someone yelling "do a flip!"? Either way, this was the weirdest thing I've seen all day.

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