My name is Damon, and the beautiful pink pug sitting across from me doesn't like that.
Oh, she wants to hear about my interests.
Maybe she's being sarcastic? I'm not really feeling it.
Yeah, something tells me this isn't going to work out.
You can embark on your very own pug romance by downloading "Hot Date." It's available now for Windows, Mac OS X and Linux -- and you can pay whatever you want for it. (Even nothing, if you're feeling cheap.) It was created for unclear reasons by game developer George Batchelor and released unto the world last Thursday. It's very fun, really weird and kind of dark -- just like real dating can be.