'House Of Carbs' Is Our New Favorite Parody Tumblr

You already know that Frank and Claire Underwood are perpetually hungry for power, control and influence, but what if they're also just ... hungry?

Manipulating a government and running a country is hard work, and it can't be done without proper nutrition and sustenance. So without further ado, we must thank the Internet for introducing us to House of Carbs.

An anonymous Tumblr user has combined two of life's greatest pleasures, political thrillers and starch. Frank Underwood is a terrifying man, but he looks a lot less threatening when he's holding a churro or a French baguette.

It's difficult to tell whether this Tumblr is making us lustful for power or pasta, so we'll have to assume that it's probably a little bit of both.