It's good to have goals. It gives your life purpose. But not drinking anymore? OK, heh-heh, whatever you say! Listen, even if you wanted to, no one derails an effort to stop drinking quicker than your own friends.
Comedy writing duo Eva McEnrue and Mel Owens bring you a little taste -- a sweet, smoky, bourbon barrel-aged taste -- of what to expect when you tell people you're not drinking.
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