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How to Hide In The Bathroom In 6 Easy Steps

Sometimes mom life just gets too intense with all the whining and screaming and constant "Mommy! Mommy!!! Mommy!!!!!" and mama just needs a time out! And what better place to get away from the insanity than a strategically prepped bathroom? I'll teach you how to hide in the bathroom like a ninja mom! Enjoy!
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Sometimes mom life just gets too intense with all the whining and screaming and constant "Mommy! Mommy!!! Mommy!!!!!" and mama just needs a time out! And what better place to get away from the insanity than a strategically prepped bathroom? I'll teach you how to hide in the bathroom like a ninja mom! Enjoy!