Contrary to popular belief, minimum wage jobs aren't always so glitzy and glamorous.
Some places boot you out the door for not being enthusiastic enough, while others will get rid of you for simply photoshopping yourself into a few dozen customer holiday calendars.
(But if we're not supposed to photoshop ourselves into customer pictures, why'd our parents make our faces look so good? Huh? Answer that.)
"The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon" airs weeknights at 11:35 p.m. ET on NBC.