Humpity Dumpity

Humpity Dumpity
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Humpity Trumpity
Built a great wall,
Humpity Trumpity
Had a great fall.
Thinking others would kill
To pay for the bill,
He presented the cost
To the Mexican boss.
Who told Trump "Get lost,
I ain't paying a peso,
For your effing wall,
And don't you dare say so.
The U.S. can afford this
Better than me,
By taxing the jobs
Of the Ford Company. "
Now show us
This don't blow us
Back to creation
It's dough for the Ford Co.
But we can't afford so,
Without staggering stagnation
Crippling our station.
So fall down, dumb Humpity,
And don't take a dumpity
On a poor suffering nation.

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