Hypocritical Santa Should Take His Own Advice

Hypocritical Santa Should Take His Own Advice
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According to WLOS.com, a young boy was insulted by Ol' St. Dick when he sat on his lap for a picture. Apparently, Santa told the boy to "lay off the burgers and fries." That's rather hypocritical, don't you think? This fat, lazy bastard only works one month out of the year and takes millions of breaks for milk & cookies. Next time I see this jerk at the mall I may have to have a chat with him about laying off the sweets, abusing his reindeer and the work conditions in his sweatshops. It's time to give Santa a taste of his own medicine and see how he likes it. As a matter of fact, this year I'm skipping on the Oreo cookies and just leaving that fat meanie a can of Slim Fast.

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