'I Survived The Crash Of 2:45PM' T-Shirt For Sale Already! (PHOTO)

Well, that didn't take long. If you're looking to boast that you survived the Dow Jones crash of 2:45pm, the good folks at are offering this t-shirt for only $16.05.

Personally, I don't thick it's quite as snappy the shirt documenting that awesome quote from Michael Lewis's excellent book, "The Big Short."