I Wish Everything Was Ladies Volleyball

The greatest thing that this country has exported since Rock And Roll is without a doubt WOMEN'S BEACH VOLLEYBALL! It has it all. (Who's got Olympic USA fever? I do!)
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The greatest thing that this country has exported since Rock And Roll is without a doubt WOMEN'S BEACH VOLLEYBALL! It has it all. Skill, competition, grace, majesty and girls hugging each other in their underwear in the sand! Who else could have come up with that? NOBODY BUT THE USA BABY! (Who's got Olympic USA fever? I do!)

In a few days the Olympics will end and we in America will get back to watching John McCain try and remember how many houses he has and in China the government will go back to removing vital organs from prisoners of conscience to sell on e-bay. But we will always remember that in 2008 the world turned it's gaze to The People Republic Of China for two weeks- not to pull together as one in the name of human rights and nosiness to put pressure on the bad people to be decent to the peoples people - but in order to watch girls in their bikinis play volleyball on the beach! ....Huh?

Here is what came out of my head after The Olympics and Bush and Putin and War and Peace and Victory and Defeat and Pop Music and Oppression and Volleyball went in.....

Oh yeah, and please go to my web site and buy my cd and you will like it and I will pay my rent and make more nice songs for you. Thanks.

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