If Airlines Were Honest, We'd Already Know That They're The Worst

After United Airlines announced it would bar low-fare passengers from using the overhead bins in their airplanes, a Cracked video posted Friday tells travelers a few things they might already know. For instance, the air industry is greedy.

But at least the clip says it a lot more colorfully.

Cracked’s resident truth-teller Roger Horton (played by Jack Hunter) now owns an airline. He puts it thusly: “Sometimes I forget that you’re entire people, and not butts that somehow possess plastic debt rectangles.”