Flight attendants keep all kinds of secrets, but what if they were honest to your face?
This perfectly on-point Buzzfeed video imagines a not-so-improbable future in which flight attendants speak what's really on their minds, regarding everything from our carry-on choices...
... to our roaming about the cabin.
The video also reveals jargon from flight attendants' secret code, like "crew juice" (the mixed-drink mashup made from leftover beverage cart items) and "crop dusting" (when a flight attendant walks down the airplane aisle to pass some gas -- which, OK, isn't exclusive to flight attendants).
Maybe we didn't need to know that last secret. Happy travels!
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