If Flight Attendants Were Brutally Honest, This Is What They'd Say

"I know you're all ignoring me..."

Flight attendants keep all kinds of secrets, but what if they were honest to your face?

This perfectly on-point Buzzfeed video imagines a not-so-improbable future in which flight attendants speak what's really on their minds, regarding everything from our carry-on choices...

... to our roaming about the cabin.

The video also reveals jargon from flight attendants' secret code, like "crew juice" (the mixed-drink mashup made from leftover beverage cart items) and "crop dusting" (when a flight attendant walks down the airplane aisle to pass some gas -- which, OK, isn't exclusive to flight attendants).

Maybe we didn't need to know that last secret. Happy travels!

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