Quick Recipe for a Pop Star: Throw Judy Blume and Lisa Frank into a blender. Slosh with vodka, serve in Kitson/Top Shop. Funnel down a developing young girl's throat whose parents need money badly enough to send her to LA. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. I decided to turn our most popular pop tarts into something that I can stomach: breakfast cereal. For more from The Frenemy, go here! - Alida Nugent
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