If Only All Tampon Ads Were This Honest

Now you can reach for a pack of "vaginal blood absorbency sticks."

The fact that this tampon commercial has a male spokesperson already makes it a comedy.

The latest entry in Cracked’s “If ads were honest” series quickly racks up not-so-quaint terms for menstruation.

“We’ll never say period,” the spokesman confesses. “We’ll always use a slightly embarrassing or straight-up shaming euphemism for the thing that almost every fertile woman has to do.”

It’s honesty like that that just makes women want to run to the store for their “vaginal blood absorbency sticks.”