Although the events of 2020 are enough to drive anyone to drink, there is still the nagging question of what cocktail best matches up with this year.
Luckily, a few Twitter users addressed that issue on Tuesday with this strangely appropriate hashtag: #If2020WereAnAlcoholicDrink.
As you might expect, the most suitable drinks are also the most stomach-churning:
Moonshine brewed in a prison toilet #If2020WereAnAlcoholicDrink pic.twitter.com/HX3MH2zCUW
— teatime75 (@teatime75) July 21, 2020
#If2020WereAnAlcoholicDrink It would be a water bottle filled with Vodka, but you were told it's water. pic.twitter.com/lBGPcczNWt
— Joe Russell (@weathergeek312) July 21, 2020
#If2020WereAnAlcoholicDrink it would be a Harvey Wall Banger! pic.twitter.com/PiZA3oi3EP
— 🤟🏼Cindy Armor🧚🏼♀️ (@CindyArmor) July 21, 2020
#If2020WereAnAlcoholicDrink it would be the kind they set on fire but the fire never gets extinguished and burns the whole bar down. pic.twitter.com/KakHnpr1lF
— GeekyGirlGab ⭐️ (@GeekyGirlGab) July 21, 2020
King Cobra taped to each hand constantly being refilled. #If2020WereAnAlcoholicDrink pic.twitter.com/xt4hJ0d3zE
— Kevin (@kevininchi79) July 21, 2020
#If2020WereAnAlcoholicDrink
— Maine Coon Cats (@MaineCoonCatsOH) July 21, 2020
Purell on The Beach pic.twitter.com/jnXyDOdav6
It would most definitely be orange juice and vodka following a brushing of the teeth. 🥺#If2020WereAnAlcoholicDrink pic.twitter.com/hCZgG7mJni
— Saniyé (@saniyemusic) July 21, 2020
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