I'm Enraged By Peeps On Pizza And You Should Be Too

Down with Peepza!!!

Stop trying to make Peepza happen. Itโ€™s not going to happen.

Twitter user @AustinOnSocial tweeted out the following divisive photograph on Sunday afternoon and Iโ€™m shook:

@AustinOnSocial is attempting to suggest that Peepza is better than pineapple pizza. Iโ€™m aware pineapple as a pizza topping has long been controversial and it isnโ€™t my cup of tea, but power to the people who enjoy that! Let them live!

Peeps, however, need to GTFO.

Hereโ€™s where Peeps belong: in your mouth, in holiday gift baskets, on a napkin in a microwave awaiting explosion.

Hereโ€™s where they donโ€™t belong: ON PIZZA.

Also, Peeps are the kind of food that you can have too many of in a single sitting. Sure, the marshmallow sugary goodness is satisfying after one, two, or maybe three. But think of the hell youโ€™re inflicting on your stomach when you combine those saccharine pillow birds with the dairy grease sheet that is pizza?!

Think Iโ€™m being too harsh? Well, many people on Twitter seem to agree that this is an affront to the sanctity of pizza.

Hell, pizza-purveyor DiGiornoโ€™s even got in on this and was like, โ€œNopeโ€:

Leave the Peeps off the pizza, you guys. And, while youโ€™re at it, keep the milk away too.

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