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15 Wildly Inappropriate Pumpkins For A More Shocking Halloween

Sometimes the classic Jack-o'-lantern design just won't cut it for Halloween. You need something a little bit edgier.

If you're looking for pumpkin decorating ideas that go far beyond the triangle eyes and toothy smile designs of yesteryear, get inspired by some of the most inappropriate ones the Internet had to offer:

  • 1 First of all, that looks like a butt.
    You don't even have to carve this one to be inappropriate.
    You don't even have to carve this one to be inappropriate.
  • 2 That one really IS a butt.
    Try not to look at this one too long.
    Try not to look at this one too long.
  • 3 This guy really overdid it last night.
  • 4 But not as much as these guys ...
  • 5 ... or these two.
  • 6 We didn't know Unicorns even HAD sex.
    You know, since there aren't that many of them?
    You know, since there aren't that many of them?
  • 7 Speaking of which, this pumpkin-carrot hybrid is freaking us out.
    Someone call a... Farmer?
    Someone call a... Farmer?
  • 8 Just don't let the kids near this one.
    No babies were harmed in the making of this... "Decor."
    No babies were harmed in the making of this... "Decor."
  • 9 What is this, a home birth?
  • 10 Oh, come on. Right in the kitchen?
    The health department isn't going to like this.
    The health department isn't going to like this.
  • 11 NOT. COOL.
  • 12 So, wait, pumpkins are cannibals now?
    There's been a spike in pumpkin-on-pumpkin crime.
    There's been a spike in pumpkin-on-pumpkin crime.
  • 13 Yep, pumpkins are cannibals now.
    This proves it.
    This proves it.
  • 14 Ugh. Could a human-pumpkin hybrid be any more gross?
    Seriously, bro. Get it together!
    Seriously, bro. Get it together!
  • 15 Yes. Yes, it can.
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