It wasn't quite heaven-sent, but close enough.
Ashley was watching another depressing San Francisco 49ers defeat Thursday night when an inflatable penis fell from the upper deck of Levi's Stadium, she told the Cauldron. "YORK" was written on the floating phallus, for 49ers CEO Jed York.
So Ashley, who was celebrating her 24th birthday at the game, and a pal did what they had to do. Dissatisfaction with the team had to be known. To the Internet. To America.
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