Our friends at First We Feast were nice enough to share their list of the most insane dude foods of all time with us.
Ladies, we don't want you to feel left out, though. Just because these are "dude foods" -- i.e. high-calorie gut bombs that put the emphasis on gluttony rather than taste -- that doesn't mean they're only for males. If you want to dive into these carnivore-friendly near-abominations, be our guest. But don't expect your doctor to cheer you on.
Take a look: