For years, it has been reported in the United States that I dumped my fiance for a bunch of puppets. Well let me tell you, I have a new man in my life. His name is Donald J. Tramp, and he is running for President of the United States, the most coveted office in the land, and the most looked up to man in the free world.
Is this boisterous billionaire most qualified for the position of POTUS? Is Mr. Tramp ready to run with the big dogs? Can he crack the 99 percent, racist rhetoric and all? Or is he just a Reality TV host using political hack as his latest platform?
Either way, it can be said that Donald J. Tramp is not Mr. Right, and he is most definitely Mr. Okay. However, he is Mr. Tramp, and there is a lot to be said for that.
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