iPhone 4's New Horrible Father App (VIDEO)

In addition to the terrible reception, the new iPhone comes loaded with new features and apps. One of which is FaceTime which allows you to video chat with the phone's front-facing camera. It's a fantastic technology that ensures we're well on our way to eliminating all human contact for future generations! Yay!!! College Humor nailed it with this parody of an Apple ad showing a father completely missing out on his kid's childhood. Yayy!!!