Ireland Baldwin, the impossibly beautiful daughter of actors Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger, already has a head start on the rest of us plebeians. So when she decides to pull a Beyoncé, you just know she's going to do it better than most.
Indeed, when Ireland Baldwin "wakes up like this," it's topless on a beach in short shorts, with a Hello Kitty sleep mask and a surfboard. (Surfbort?)
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