It Isn't Too Late For Bernie Bros To Bro Up And Vote For Hillary Clinton

"It's about, like, the next bros and their little grandbaby bros."

“B-Sans” isn’t running for president anymore, Bernie Bros.

So take it from fellow bro Beck Bennett in this mock campaign message from The Kicker: forget about Bernie Sanders on Tuesday and vote for Hillary Clinton for the sake of future bros.

“You can abstain from voting if you want, but we all know abstinence-only education doesn’t work,” our lacrosse-playing galoot says.

“Hillary Clinton is the safe condom sex of the 2016 election,” he adds.

We’ll leave it to the bro to explain that one.