Just imagine the very special panel Larry King could assemble for this story. Could this could be exactly the kind of big, important newsbreak that CNN has been looking for to turn things around?
Personally, I'm a longtime Larry-head, so I genuinely hope that this is his best divorce yet. And as the great and much-married Steve Earle told me in his own defense the one time that I met him, "At least I'm not afraid to commit."
FAMILY AFFAIR - Sly & The Family Stone
OH, SISTER - Bob Dylan
TOO YOUNG TO BE MARRIED - The Hollies
LOVE AND MARRIAGE - Frank Sinatra
D.I.V.O.R.C.E. - Tammy Wynette
GROUNDS FOR SEPERATION - Daryl Hall & John Oates
HEY, SOUL SISTER - Train
SISTER - Prince
SLOW DOWN SISTER - Lady Antebellum
HAITIAN DIVORCE - Steely Dan
LITTLE SISTER - Elvis Presley
YOUR SISTER CAN'T TWIST (BUT SHE CAN ROCK & ROLL) - Elton John
HOLLYWOOD DIVORCE - OutKast
SISTER GOLDEN HAIR - America
LOVE ON THE ROCKS - Neil Diamond
ODE TO DIVORCE - Regina Spektor
FIGURE OF EIGHT - Paul McCartney
OLD MAN - Neil Young
SISTER BLISTER - Alan Morissette
WE ARE FAMILY - Sister Sledge
Brothers and sisters, what's on your playlist for Larry and the King family?
P.S. Just asking: Does Tiger Wood's wife have a sister?