The 90 Most Ridiculous James Bond Gadgets, Ranked

In honor of Friday's "Spectre" debut, the good nerds over at Burger Fiction created a supercut of every James Bond gadget that appeared on film. That's 23 movies, from "Dr. No" to "Skyfall."

We took it upon ourselves to rank the 90 most ridiculous inventions out of the 193 that the video documents, in order of increasing absurdity:

1. Pager
2. Earpiece
3. 7.65 mm bullet with "delivery like a brick"
4. Bug detectors
5. Safe-cracking device
6. Geiger counter
7. Throwing stars
8. Various teeny-tiny cameras
9. Arm-implanted GPS microchip
10. Flare gun
11. Credit card lock pick
12. On-land jetpacks
13. Speedboat with missiles and old-school GPS
14. Hidden periscope
15. Underwater camera
16. Mini helicopter
17. Binocular glasses
18. Gun with infrared attachment
19. Fire-shooting gun
20. Laser-shooting gun
21. Gun disguised as a cigarette
22. Tape recorder disguised as a dictionary
23. Clothing brush disguised as a morse code transmitter
24. Magnetic watch that snatches spoons and bullets
25. Alarm clock that's also a bomb
26. Radio transmitter disguised as a cigarette lighter
27. Watch that saws through binding rope
28. Watch that shoots a laser beam
29. Tape recorder disguised as a camera
30. Poison dart pen
31. Watch that prints out instructions
32. Aston Martin DB-5 that comes with old-school GPS, tire-slashing technology, getaway sparkles and an enemy ejector seat
33. Watch that's also a waterproof geiger counter
34. X-ray glasses
35. "Harmless" radioactive pill that sends a homing signal
36. Underwater breathing device
37. Black leather case packed with rounds of ammunition that detonates talcum powder and can also hand you a knife or 50 gold sovereigns
38. Underwater jetpack
39. Laser-shooting tires
40. Old-school FaceTime
41. Camera disguised as a ring
42. Dagger shoe
43. Mousetrap disguised in a suit
44. Fake fingerprint
45. Electric razor that detects bugs
46. Voice-changer
47. Opaque hamster ball used to roll across water
48. Cell phone with GPS and a high-resolution camera
49. Car with cement shooters and missiles that can also turn into a submarine
50. Speedboat that ejects explosives and allows for easy windsurfing getaway
51. Watch that shoots darts with a flick of the wrist
52. Rocket motorcycle
53. Gondola car
54. Watch that detonates bombs
55. Eyeglasses that detonate bombs
56. Car that explodes at a burglar's touch
57. Laser-shooting Polaroid camera
58. Keys with a lock pick and stun gas activated by whistling
59. Watch that records boobs and other video
60. Ring that shatters glass
61. Fancy checkbook that reveals past marks on paper
62. Wetsuit with a fake duck on top
63. A rope that rises skyward at the press of a button
64. Pen that becomes an earpiece with which to eavesdrop and contains liquid to melt jail cell window grates
65. Umbrella that closes its claw-like spokes around its victim's neck
66. Car that can turn into a snowmobile
67. Car with camouflage technology, an ejector seat, retractable tire spikes and, of course, missiles
68. Car that may be controlled via remote
69. Suspenders that are also grappling hooks
70. Fake underwater manta-ray cover-up
71. Radio disguised as a broom
72. Grappling hook disguised as a belt
73. Sunglasses with image-lightening filters
74. Brick-like cell phone that picks locks, hides a stun gun and activates a car's defense mechanisms
75. Car with self-healing tires
76. Ski pole that's also a gun
77. Lethal prosthetic arm
78. Man-eating couch
79. Dagger-shooting oriental fan
80. Exploding toothpaste
81. Exploding cigarettes
82. Leg cast that shoots rockets
83. An extra-sharp tea tray
84. Phone booth that crushes anyone who enters
85. Bagpipe that's actually a gun and a flamethrower
86. Ski jacket that becomes a protective plastic bubble
87. WALL-E-esque spy robot
88. Boombox that fires rockets
89. Single-passenger submarine made to look like a crocodile
90. Plastic horse butt in a trailer that swings away to reveal a hidden airplane

H/T The Verge

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