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Jessica Rabbit Has Let Herself Go, And We Can Barely Keep It Together

Jessica Rabbit is washed up. Her hourglass figure has succumbed to the years. She and Roger Rabbit vegetate in front of the TV, living off the fumes of their popularity from the 1988 film "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"

But they're not the only ones.

In Steve Cutts' animated mockumentary "Where Are They Now?" Jessica narrates the sad fate of many cartoon characters. She waxes nostalgic for a time when she sang a happier 'toon. "The magic's gone," she says.

And how, Ms. Rabbit. And how.