Comedy Central’s finest and funniest gathered ‘round to roast Rob Lowe Monday night, but, as we all know, it was basically an Ann Coulter roast in disguise.
“Saturday Night Live” comedian Pete Davidson called the conservative a “racist c**t,” while former NFL quarterback Peyton Manning compared Coulter’s looks to a horse.
But it was sweet Alaskan singer Jewel who got in the harshest Coulter burn of the night, all while strumming away at her guitar. The jokes surely would’ve made Coulter cry, if she had a heart.
“I do want to say as a feminist that I can’t support everything that’s been said tonight,” Jewel said, easing into her set with an effortless jab. “But as someone who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.”
The singer continued, strumming and saying, “Believe it or not, gay men love Ann Coulter. It’s because hearing her speak, they remember why they hate p***y.”
Oof. Meanwhile, Coulter’s set went a little more like this:
Oh, Jewel, here you go: 1,000 points for you ... and none for Ann Coulter. Bye!