Jimmy Fallon, Judd Apatow And Keanu Reeves Perform Stand-Up Written By Kids

"How do you make a moose float?"

Kids say the darndest things ... and they write the darndest jokes too.

On Wednesday’s episode of “The Tonight Show,” Jimmy Fallon invited guests Keanu Reeves and Judd Apatow onstage for a special segment called “Kid Standup.”

For the segment, each performer did a comedy routine consisting of jokes written by elementary school students. Watch the video above for some real kid-worthy puns and zingers.

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