Kevin James And Jimmy Fallon Are The Messiest '80s Cops Ever

But they do remember their Ps and Ps.

Things got real messy real quick when actor Kevin James and Jimmy Fallon played detectives in a spoof ‘80s cop show.

The “King of Queens” star didn’t see eye-to-eye with “The Tonight Show” host in a hilarious Thanksgiving edition of the recurring “Point Pleasant Police Department” skit on Thursday.

And each time they came to pronounce the letter “P,” they somehow managed to spit out whatever food and drink they had in their mouths.

Poultry, pumpkin, Pinot Grigio, parades and piping down. That’s a LOT of Ps.

Watch the full skit above.